Total Medals Earned: 38 (From 9 different games.) Total Medal Score: 955 Points
Medals Earned: 5/5 (160/160 points)
kill the first boss
find and kill a miniboss
buy somethign in the shop
Kill the second boss
find it
Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/130 points)
Defeat 100 or more enemies total.
Don't use your flashlight and survive for 2 minutes.
Defeat all enemy types.
Defeat 500 or more enemies total.
Defeat 1,000 or more enemies total.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Last 3 and a half minutes without getting hit.
Defeat 250 enemies in a single play.
Collect 25 or more power-ups total.
Defeat 150 enemies without picking up any power-ups.
Medals Earned: 3/7 (105/340 points)
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
Break out the legal way.
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Medals Earned: 3/14 (25/505 points)
Die 50 times
Die 100 times
Commit suicide 15 times
Die 200 times
You could have white teeth by now
Die 500 times
Die 1000 times, put down your keyboard and go outside
2 hours of gameplay
Finish under 30 minutes, but I guess you're used to that
you're glitching the game, aren't you? Right? RIGHT!?
Medals Earned: 5/19 (125/645 points)
Credit where credit is due
Good job!
You Won!
It sure is animaly in here
Yum Yum
Is it edible?
Listen to a song used in the game
Oh my goodNess!
Well, maybe not THAT famous
Should've kept you Locke-d up
Legend has it the Toppat's have this sword
Fail a Total of 100 Times
Get All 60 Unique Fails
Medals Earned: 1/18 (5/360 points)
Begin the game.
Complete the tutorial.
Clear floor 1.
Clear floor 2.
Clear floor 3.
Clear floor 4.
Clear floor 5.
Clear floor 6.
Clear floor 7.
Clear floor 8.
Destroy the Rob Boss.
Clear floor 10.
Clear floor 12.
Clear floor 14.
Unleash fever mode 20+ times.
Fail to cast a spell 100+ times.
(splat)
Medals Earned: 3/11 (135/370 points)
You probably poke dead animals with sticks, too.
When winning just isn't enough...
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Make a big explosion!
A new lap record!
Medals Earned: 3/11 (150/435 points)
Win the aggressive way
Win the epic way
Win the undetected way
I TOLD you dog!
I did it on purpose...
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Lose 6 points
Fail 55 times
Watch all 40 unique fails
You know you want this medal
Medals Earned: 14/20 (245/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Play over 2 hours
Total over 1 million feet
Find the hidden button
Get caught by a UFO
Use a nuke
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)